* Today outside of Matt’s apartment, in the Italian Community Center lot where he too parks his car, is this old ice cream truck with a strange add-on in the back.
* Now, Matt is certainly no expert on child abduction. But he does have an on-again, off-again love affair with a mustache… and an interest in the field of child endangerment just kind of comes with that territory.
* That said: WHAT POSSIBLE REASON COULD THERE BE FOR HAVING A FOUR BY FIVE FOOT EXTERIOR CAGE ON THE BACK OF YOUR ICE CREAM TRUCK?
* Matt was a pretty fat, dim kid. But even 1993 Matt probably would’ve chosen freedom over a bomb pop.
