* As a gift from his employer’s biggest client, Matt received a large, shiny belt buckle that reads “TRAILBLAZER” for his work on a new product team.
* He can’t stress enough what a spot-on gift this is. It’s large. It’s impossible to miss. It goes with the multiple shirts his owns with embroidered pistols. And it makes a bold, unfounded, impossible-to-back-up claim about him.
* It also features a trail going in between two hills… which is much more often confused for two warthogs, one with an overbite and one with an underbite, trying to eat each other.
* Is the next gift a spiffy gold trailblazer blazer? Only time will tell.
