The Seat Of My Pants - * Matt’s brother Jeffrey is a doctor. Not just...

* Matt’s brother Jeffrey is a doctor. Not just that, he’s a veterinarian. And Matt teases him about how he’s in crippling debt from vet school. And for looking like a 48 year old at the age of 29.

* And then Matt sees pictures like this. Jeff you’re a complete monster. You win. Again. DOCTOR.

Dec 7 2010

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About me

Matt is an experienced road warrior who has spanned every nook and cranny of the American landscape since graduating from the finest of the Big XII universities, back when it had 12 schools.

He currently lives in Milwaukee, following mobile marketing tours with Fuze Beverage, Range Life Entertainment, the U.S. Air Force, a certain giant hot dog-shaped Chevrolet, and others.

His latest marketing gig, for an unnamed gigantic mega-corporation client, has him flying to destinations all over this great land. He has also taken to living vicariously through himself, using the alter ego "Uncle Mitch."

By reading this paragraph, you have formally challenged Matt to an eating contest. And he accepts. Name the time, place, and dish.

If you have any questions, comments, death threats or intriguing domestic job leads, please feel free to email him at YourOldBoyUncleMitch@gmail.com

U-S-A!