The Seat Of My Pants - * Matt’s 13-year old cousin Will is good-looking,...

* Matt’s 13-year old cousin Will is good-looking, smart, with a great sense of humor and an incredible vertical leap that belies centuries of unathletic family heritage.

* In an effort to even things over, Fate had Will suffer this horrendous knee injury while grabbing a rebound in a basketball game, dislocating his kneecap thusly and, saddest of all, tearing his ACL.

* Welcome back to mediocrity with the rest of us, Will.

Dec 21 2010

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About me

Matt is an experienced road warrior who has spanned every nook and cranny of the American landscape since graduating from the finest of the Big XII universities, back when it had 12 schools.

He currently lives in Milwaukee, following mobile marketing tours with Fuze Beverage, Range Life Entertainment, the U.S. Air Force, a certain giant hot dog-shaped Chevrolet, and others.

His latest marketing gig, for an unnamed gigantic mega-corporation client, has him flying to destinations all over this great land. He has also taken to living vicariously through himself, using the alter ego "Uncle Mitch."

By reading this paragraph, you have formally challenged Matt to an eating contest. And he accepts. Name the time, place, and dish.

If you have any questions, comments, death threats or intriguing domestic job leads, please feel free to email him at YourOldBoyUncleMitch@gmail.com

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