The Seat Of My Pants - * When Matt and his old lady showed up at...

* When Matt and his old lady showed up at Christmas, his sister has prepared cookies in everyone’s sugary likeness.

* And as in real life, Matt wears a brown smirk above his speckled brown feet, is delicious, isn’t good for you, and is best when enjoyed only in-season.

Jan 28 2011

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About me

Matt is an experienced road warrior who has spanned every nook and cranny of the American landscape since graduating from the finest of the Big XII universities, back when it had 12 schools.

He currently lives in Milwaukee, following mobile marketing tours with Fuze Beverage, Range Life Entertainment, the U.S. Air Force, a certain giant hot dog-shaped Chevrolet, and others.

His latest marketing gig, for an unnamed gigantic mega-corporation client, has him flying to destinations all over this great land. He has also taken to living vicariously through himself, using the alter ego "Uncle Mitch."

By reading this paragraph, you have formally challenged Matt to an eating contest. And he accepts. Name the time, place, and dish.

If you have any questions, comments, death threats or intriguing domestic job leads, please feel free to email him at YourOldBoyUncleMitch@gmail.com

U-S-A!