The Seat Of My Pants - * Inside the office of Matt’s boss hangs a plaque...

* Inside the office of Matt’s boss hangs a plaque featuring a Bow Wow gold record. It represents the download of 500,000 Sprint ringtones from his 2005 album “Wanted.”

* Upon Matt’s inevitable termination, he will definitely be smashing this display in and stealing the gold Sprint Bow Wow flip phone… probably while humming “Baby It’s You.”

* Question for anyone born after 1982: Which of the four things pictured above will Americans completely forget about first?

A) Compact Discs

B) Flip phones

C) Records

D) Bow Wow

Jan 28 2011

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About me

Matt is an experienced road warrior who has spanned every nook and cranny of the American landscape since graduating from the finest of the Big XII universities, back when it had 12 schools.

He currently lives in Milwaukee, following mobile marketing tours with Fuze Beverage, Range Life Entertainment, the U.S. Air Force, a certain giant hot dog-shaped Chevrolet, and others.

His latest marketing gig, for an unnamed gigantic mega-corporation client, has him flying to destinations all over this great land. He has also taken to living vicariously through himself, using the alter ego "Uncle Mitch."

By reading this paragraph, you have formally challenged Matt to an eating contest. And he accepts. Name the time, place, and dish.

If you have any questions, comments, death threats or intriguing domestic job leads, please feel free to email him at YourOldBoyUncleMitch@gmail.com

U-S-A!