* Kindly disregard if Matt is behind the times, but his discovery of Cream, the alcohol-infused whipped cream product, completely altered his holiday experience. Nay, his life path.
* Have you ever eaten a bowl of ice cream and wondered, “Why isn’t this getting me drunk?” Cream takes it from there. It is patently delicious, potently alcoholic, almost certainly going to be outlawed, and best of all, requires no refrigeration. Probably the best creation in Cleveland’s history. Ideas like this could bring the whole city back.
* The only downside? Its unfortunate x-rated website name www.givemecream.com. Not a joke.
