* Matt spotted this important message on a container of talc inside Wild Country, the best country western bar in all of Collinsville, Illinois. Apparently, this is how the people of Collinsville spell.
* And don’t set your drinks on the poool table, neither!
Matt is an experienced road warrior who has spanned every nook and cranny of the American landscape since graduating from the finest of the Big XII universities, back when it had 12 schools.
He currently lives in Milwaukee, following mobile marketing tours with Fuze Beverage, Range Life Entertainment, the U.S. Air Force, a certain giant hot dog-shaped Chevrolet, and others.
His latest marketing gig, for an unnamed gigantic mega-corporation client, has him flying to destinations all over this great land. He has also taken to living vicariously through himself, using the alter ego "Uncle Mitch."
By reading this paragraph, you have formally challenged Matt to an eating contest. And he accepts. Name the time, place, and dish.
If you have any questions, comments, death threats or intriguing domestic job leads, please feel free to email him at YourOldBoyUncleMitch@gmail.com