* A Super Bowl visit to see some old buddies in Minnesota produced this recently-rediscovered picture.
* That is Matt’s future groomsman passed out between a chair and its ottoman, hands over his pasty head, tummy just barely exposed, with his right sock hanging tenuously off his toes.
* This picture was preceded a hour earlier by his pleading pep talk, upon entering an Old Chicago at last call, that we “seriously be the coolest guys in here. Like, just take this place over. Here we go!”
* Here we go indeed.