* Matt is watching the Red Sox game, minding his own business, when they come back from commercial showing these two couples.
* And no sooner does colorman Jerry Remy mention how happy they look, then the broheim on the right reaches over and takes a hearty squeeze of his date’s righthand boob, causing he and his fellow caveman to laugh, and the two girls to look pretty uncomfortable. Though not nearly as uncomfortable as they’ll look when they find out this spontaneous honking was broadcast across greater New England.
* But no one was laughing harder than Jerry Remy and his broadcast partner, who struggled to breath for several moments, unable to announce the next couple of pitches, before guffawing “this used to be a family show!”
* Matt loves regular season baseball, but not nearly as much as DVR.