The Seat Of My Pants

"Funny how some things that start spontaneously end that way. Eat a peach."

Tue, 17 Nov 2009 20:42:06 -0800

““Funny how some things that start spontaneously end that way. Eat a...

* I’ve put it up before, but I feel like we might not be...

Mon, 16 Nov 2009 14:19:00 -0800

* I’ve put it up before, but I feel like we might not be giving The Thurmanator enough respect. I mean really. This exists.

* You can’t show a woman’s nipple on NBC, but an unaccompanied minor in Columbus, Ohio can order this.

Fuze Tour: By the Numbers

Mon, 16 Nov 2009 14:17:42 -0800

0: Poops taken on the bus by MP and Matt, reason #1 being that there is no running water on the...

* Head of security Matt wants to ask you “Whoa whoa whoa!...

Thu, 12 Nov 2009 13:46:06 -0800

* Head of security Matt wants to ask you “Whoa whoa whoa! What’s all this about?”

No More Job Security or Job as Security

Thu, 12 Nov 2009 13:44:00 -0800

If done properly, a good Halloween costume should have strangers believing you could genuinely be...

* Pat and Matt are ready to step out in Santa Monica… and...

Fri, 06 Nov 2009 11:26:25 -0800

* Pat and Matt are ready to step out in Santa Monica… and get looked at with ample distain.

Say Goodbye to Hollywood

Fri, 06 Nov 2009 11:25:34 -0800

Before parking it in San Diego for our final event, the FuzeCruzer made a brief stop in Los Angeles....

*Matt harkens back to his Jesuit high school days as he ties...

Fri, 06 Nov 2009 10:33:49 -0800

*Matt harkens back to his Jesuit high school days as he ties Brian a tie in their cavernous Venetian bathroom

* Approaching on I-15, the Vegas Strip can be seen from many...

Fri, 06 Nov 2009 10:32:00 -0800

* Approaching on I-15, the Vegas Strip can be seen from many miles away. I always feel like it is just giving me fair warning.

* “Listen boy. I want you to take the next 20 minutes and really think about what you’re getting yourself into this time. And please, don’t come dressed like that.”

One Last Vegas Go 'Round

Wed, 04 Nov 2009 17:51:00 -0800

After our departure from scenic Des Moines, the FuzeCruzer set sail for San Diego. The trip’s...

"…and on top of all that, I’m having one of my greatest hair days EVER and I just wasted..."

Tue, 03 Nov 2009 20:48:29 -0800

““…and on top of all that, I’m having one of my greatest hair days EVER and...

* A south Florida native, MP is miserable (or rather, more...

Mon, 02 Nov 2009 20:51:28 -0800

* A south Florida native, MP is miserable (or rather, more miserable) in the kind of cold weather we had in Des Moines.

* He went with a hat that made him look “special,” and a homemade bath towel scarf. It did discourage anyone from talking to him.

* The Des Moines race, held at the state capitol, was absolutely...

Mon, 02 Nov 2009 20:40:34 -0800

* The Des Moines race, held at the state capitol, was absolutely freezing. Also, I was surprised Iowa’s shiny capitol building looked like it was inspired by a mosque.

* Due to my generous, giving nature, I allowed MP to try his...

Mon, 02 Nov 2009 20:35:05 -0800

* Due to my generous, giving nature, I allowed MP to try his hand at the Adam Emmenecker sandwich’s five-meat orgy. It proved far too unruly.

"Who the hell is this Captain Crunch and what did he do?"

Thu, 29 Oct 2009 14:12:10 -0700

““Who the hell is this Captain Crunch and what did he do?”” - *German guy...

*Somewhere in the middle of Colorado the side mirror tried to...

Thu, 29 Oct 2009 14:09:36 -0700

*Somewhere in the middle of Colorado the side mirror tried to make a break for it. Sorry dude. No such luck.

Des Moines Madness

Thu, 29 Oct 2009 14:05:24 -0700

Coming from the warmth and revelry of Dallas, I fully expected cold and rainy Des Moines to prove a...

"Is that loser really wearing a f$%#ing snap shirt?"

Thu, 29 Oct 2009 13:30:06 -0700

““Is that loser really wearing a f$%#ing snap shirt?”” - *Comment from a...

From Big D to Little D

Thu, 29 Oct 2009 13:28:45 -0700

One of my favorite parts of going to Dallas, Texas is that I get an opportunity to spend time with...

"Our newest hip-hop client got stabbed in the heart and died Monday. Ugh. It’s been that kind..."

Wed, 28 Oct 2009 19:37:50 -0700

““Our newest hip-hop client got stabbed in the heart and died Monday. Ugh. It’s...